You're doing it on purpose,

driving me crazy

and you know it.

You pretend you're not listening,

laughing at my text

I know you're,

and it's funny.

You keep smiling,

enjoying how I squirm

like a toothless baby.

I blab for your touch.

Dangling it over me,

you drive me crazy

and you know it.

I want to be really mad,

make you eat what you feed me

but I can't,

because I spoil you

with daily love.

You've become

super naughty in

pushing my buttons.

You're driving me crazy

and you know it.

If I choose to scream,

break glass with my fist.

You're still not moving,

my thirst for attention

is a weapon in your arsenal

and you sure do know

how to use it.

And I keep going crazy

like you want me.

I won't write to you again,

You heard me right

I'll be using my cards

to drive you crazy

a lot worse than you've made me.

You're still laughing,

Can you imagine?

Driving me crazy

see what you've made me

become for you.

You know

I love you...

I can't stop loving you,

over and over.

It's you,

just you

driving me crazy

and you know it.

Yes! You do...

"My Demons Comfort me"

"When your weak and remorseful?" "Post meek and adorable" "Deplorable to stoop so low" "To stick and move solo" "Leave no loose ends"

"Is that so?"

"No we love it. You big dope. You know we’re here to help you cope. Or walk you to the rope. We say nope to nothing nefarious and as long as you do. You have our thanks for taking good care of us"

"I’ve prepared some snares. To foul up a few merry. Is mankind to bear nothing tonight that’s found scary? I can’t let my children off the hook can I?"

"Beelzebub you big lug. We should slap you. Instead we’ll hug you. And just in case your not joshing us around, slip you a Mickey and drug you. And get the dirty work started at.........."

HELL

U

He Loves Lucifer University

By hitchhiking or by motorbike

Or by dodging the fare

I’ve always followed you somehow

Well, back then I never missed a concert of yours

And by night I couldn’t sleep

And if I was able to sleep, I dreamt of you

You played the bass

In every concert hall of the region

I’ve always been sitting in the first row

And you were exciting me so, so much

Bass

You were a goddess in my eyes

And sometimes you gave that look

And I thought: “Damn!”

And then I was totally strung out again

I’ve been with you all the time

And that convinced you in the end

We wanted to stay together forever

And, generally, that thing with you, it was so great

You can impossibly describe it

And now you’re living in another place

And your bass is put in the basement

Come on, get that thing out once more and play it as lovely as you used to

You played the bass

In every concert hall of the region

I’ve always been sitting in the first row

And you were exciting me so, so much

Bass

You were a goddess in my eyes

And sometimes you gave that look

And I thought: “Damn!”

And then I was totally strung out again

Bass

Bass

Bass

It was the kind of story that was forgettable. That was meaningless.

But it was also the kind of story that made him ache, that made him feel his own heart beat, that made him toss and turn in bed. He wouldn't forget, no matter how forgettable it seemed. To him, it was the kind of story that meant everything.

* * * *

It was drizzling, as was common in the summer. The air was humid and his hair clung to his forehead, damp.

The gardens weren't crowded, and the shrubs rose like statues on either side of him as he wandered past. It was a familiar path, into the hedge maze, but long. It was all worth it though, because he knew that on the other side was where the river flowed. Most visitors of these gardens stopped in the center of the maze, thinking that their journey ended there. And once they'd enjoyed sitting under the mongolia, they would stand and admire the pink flowers for just a moment longer, then turn back the way they came.

He knew better. His father had shown him the path. Past the blooming mongolia, left, straight, right, left, around the corner hidden in purple--the color of blazing stars--and down the footpath to the edge of the river. He picked a blazing star as he passed, rolling the petals between his fingers. His father taught him to identify ever flower and leaf, and to appreciate it all.

So he didn't mind the light rain. He let his tennis shoes get a little muddy and his shoulders get a little wet. The air was still warm, and the sweet scent of the flowers drifted and mingled with the tangy scent of the rain. He sat by the edge of the river, on the tree stump that had always been there, and closed his eyes.

By the time he stood and forced his mind back into the real world: must get to work, need to remember to buy bread, should finish painting the bathroom walls... He sighed and tried not to think about it, about the four walls of his small apartment or the lingering shame of spending so much time cooped up there, alone. Not that he minded much, but other people seemed to think he should. People weren't supposed to like being alone.

He rounded the corner by the blazing stars, distracted suddenly by a thought: did he forget to lock his bike? How would he get to work if someone stole his bike? His eyes stared blankly at the gravel path and his feet moved him through the maze by default, because they knew where he was going even if his mind did not.

But a sound brought him back to the gardens, to the maze. A sigh, a frustrated sigh. He looked up, a raindrop trickling down his forehead, and saw, just past the primroses, a figure. Her headscarf and shoulders were darkened with rainwater, meaning that she'd been outside for some time, like him. The rain was still too light for it to have soaked through her clothes too quickly. But no one much ever came out to the gardens, not in the early summer mornings like this.

And yet here she was.

She was stepping left decisively, before huffing and turning around, walking a few paces and around a bend--which he knew to be a dead end--before returning to the spot she'd been originally standing in. She wasn't facing him, but he could see from her profile that her mouth was downturned in an agitated, albeit stubborn, line.

He almost asked her if she was lost, but he didn't want to bother her, or surprise her. Personally, he never liked running into anyone else here at the gardens. It always seemed more pleasant when he was under the illusion that he was alone.

So he said nothing at all.

And that was his moment, his memory to hold forever. It was nothing, and it was so much. Because the rain had been warm and he probably looked like a wet dog, and she had been in need of directions and curious and beautiful. What were the chances that he'd been there in the same moment as her, and did they matter?

Some days, he wished that he'd said something. That she would have turned around and quipped something and made him laugh and feel a little sheepish. But in the end, he would help her out of the maze and maybe as they walked she feel comfortable enough to ask him what he'd been doing in the gardens. And he would show her the river, and she would say it was a beautiful spot. And she would visit again. And they would become friends.

Other days, it felt like the moment he had was enough. She was a human like anyone else, and she was the main character of her story. She didn't need him to be there, and so he hadn't been. But he'd gotten the briefest of glimpses in, and he liked to think about why she had been there, and who she was, and how long she wandered around until she found that magnolia tree.

Most days, he just hoped that she found it. Not just the magnolia tree, but the tree stump by the river. And the wild columbines and the sound of the water flowing over the rocks. He usually just hoped that she had been lost, but that it was ok, because she would have taken the turn at the blazing suns and she would have accidentally found that spot by the river all on her own.

The truth was, they didn't need each other. They didn't mean anything to each other. He liked to think that maybe they could have been friends and laughed together. Maybe she liked flowers or would have helped him paint his bathroom walls or he would buy her coffees sometimes in the mornings. And those thoughts lingered like an ever-present rainstorm on the edge of his mind. But for the most part, he liked being alone. He was living his lifetime, and every morning he went to the gardens and took a moment to sit beside the river. He counted the petals on the flowers and watched summer leaves grow onto the trees, and he did it all alone, and he did it all serenely.

And in the end, it was beautiful. It was nothing, it was everything, and it was beautiful.

Buzzards Day

Dumbstruck Day

Everything You Think Is Wrong Day

Napping Day

Ides Of March

National Shoe The World Day

National Pears Helene Day

Oh my goodness, so many good ones to get to, I don’t know where to start. But so you know, Pears Helene is a French dessert made with poached pears in a sugary syrup, ice-cream, and chocolate sauce. If you look online, you’ll see off shoots of the recipe.

And of course, supposedly, Caesar said to Brutus, “Et tu, Brute.” Then died from multiple stab wounds. This is what Shakespeare has Caesar say in the Tragedy of Julius Caesar. Caesar never said those words. As with most writing, fable, fiction, and the like is oft times more enjoyable than the truth. I suspect his last words may have been, "You have got to be kidding me!"

Normally I do three but today, I shall do four and will try to make them short, well, maybe.

National Shoe The World Day

Each day, over 500 million children, teens, and adults do not have a pair of shoes to wear. Despite the terrain and the climate, they walk barefoot everywhere. Their daily struggle is one we cannot begin to imagine. Living daily without protection on your feet can lead to a lifetime of problems including pain, injury, cuts, sores, infections, parasites. Schools and businesses ban students and customers without shoes. We attach stigmas to people who do not have proper footwear, too. Life without footwear also affects their health, education, and financial well-being. One issue leads to another, creating a never-ending cycle.

There are a few who are fortunate enough to have one pair of shoes even though they are much too big for them. This way, their shoes will last for many years as they grow, and they are only allowed to be worn for special occasions. In other cases, they may have one pair of shoes that are too small and tight for them (they will make them work) but to have a pair at all is a luxury.

Donald Zsemonadi and the United Indigenous People in Fontana, California inspired National Shoe the World Day in March of 2014.

If you want to get involved or learn more: https://soles4souls.org/

Buzzards Day

A buzzard is also known as a Turkey Vulture, or simply called a Vulture. Buzzards are scavengers. They eat road kill or carrion. By definition, they eat the dead and putrefying meat of animals. Aren't you glad to know that we're celebrating buzzards today?

How on earth did we ever get to the point of having Buzzard's Day? Walter Nawalaniec, a Cleveland, Ohio patrolman and bird watcher, tracked the spring migration of returning turkey vultures to the Cleveland area each year. He told local reporter Robert Bordner and historian Eunice Morton that he had observed the buzzards had returned to the area exactly on March 15 for the past six years. History has since proven that Buzzards return to the Cleveland, Ohio area on March 15 most years.

Watching the buzzards return each year became an annual event in the Cleveland area.

Along the way, serving and eating pancakes and sausage became part of the tradition for this day.

The Migratory Bird Act of 1918 protects buzzards. Turkey vultures perform an important role in the eco-system, cleaning the environment of dead animals.

I suppose if people call you an "old buzzard", then this day is for you, too.

"I've exercised with women so thin,

that buzzards follow them to their car."--Erma Bombeck

Everything You Think Is Wrong Day

As a heads up, tomorrow will also have Everything You Think Is Right Day. It’s only fair that right and wrong have their place.

It's not just in your thinking, that things are going wrong. Things are indeed going wrong, literally. Everything you see or hear appears to be all wrong. It’s frustrating. Have you ever had a day like that, a day when nothing was going right? Yeah, me too.

Well, today is a special day in recognition that everyone has a bad day once in a while. It can even happen to you. We just hope you don't think it happens all the time.

If you're thinking everything is wrong today, just wait 24 hours. Tomorrow everything will be just right. All those things that go wrong today, will magically correct themselves at the stroke of midnight. Everything is uphill from there.

People say 60 is the new 40. The cop who pulled me over didn't agree. (Unknown)

Dumbstruck Day

It's no surprise that more and more people are dumbstruck on an increasingly frequent basis. The volumes of fake, false, and erroneous information being printed in the media, and especially in social media, makes it all but impossible to sort out the truth from the lies. Therefore, we all have the right to be hopelessly dumbstruck.

Dumbstruck Day is a day to be totally dumbstruck over the things you see, hear, and read. You may easily be dumbstruck to read that someone created this day. Some people are dumbstruck on a regular basis, day in and day out. The events in their lives and the world around them are overwhelming. Fortunately, that's not you, at least I hope not.

However, everyone has the right to be dumbstruck once in a while. Today, you can be dumbstruck like the rest of us without guilt or embarrassment.

And on another note (sort of), after reading all this, it may be a good time to take a nap.

If I had to rate the solar system, I'd give it one star. (Unknown)

More strange holidays are coming!

The question is always: who do I talk to?

Who do I talk to about how amazing the combination of Gucci and sandalwood is?

Who can I inform?

The sandalwood was begging to be lit. It was oozing in the most delicious way. My subconscious right again.

Who would care?

Dear me,

The combination of Gucci and sandalwood is amazing. Make special note. You’re in heaven.

Love,

Yourself

I know you’re looking at the grit

on my breasts. Seashell-less.

I promise if I catch you staring

at my stains I will drown

you once I can swim again.

Imagine your death: pink-streaked

scales around your throat.

I learned the grip from all the plastic

that would never let me go,

all the men who’d hold my wrists.

I see no difference between

those aches—they were the same.

I have always survived on my

pretty. I know it’s left me. Now

I’m haunting, a double-take.

That’s fine. Try whatever you want.

There’s no part of me the water

hasn’t already touched.

I wear my noose like a necklace.

So yea like obviously I’m reckless.

Can’t fit me in like Tetris.

Ain’t no preacher praying god bless this.

When I finally make it to hell.

I’ll know bliss for the spell.

I sat on the thrown.

In my heavenly dwelling.

The cell of god willing.

No telling.

Just spelling.

Cause I’m choking on the chain you noticed.

Instead of me.

Before knowing to be noticed at all is worth the price of this all just barely. Lice is at the very least hopefully a Social Disease. Loner’s don’t often have the privilege of running into. So got that going for me.

signed ONO One knight only NoNo YOLO thank you for the Goodnights Ferlinghetti CITY LIGHTS BOOKSTORE

Salan knelt down before The Shadow Man.

A crowd of shadow creatures soon surrounded him.

One had some rope coiled around its claws.

It approached Salan and bound his wrists.

Salan tried to speak, but his mouth was quickly covered with a piece of heavy linen.

His body was raised into the air & placed on an alter.

The shadow creatures all cheered.

The Shadow Man raised his hand and once the noise of cheers died down, he spoke: ‘’We are gathered here, today, to witness a moment of re-birth,

‘’time for our dear Salan to be given a chance to start a new life in his true form.

‘‘Not one of flesh, but one that he will always take on after going through the trial of flames.’’

Salan tried to scream and plead to be set free.

The Shadow Man raised his right skeleton hand and gave a slight nod.

Salan heard the sound of drums playing not too far from his side.

The shadow creature that had bound his hands- now had a torch in his right palm that had been set ablaze.

It bowed its head and proceeded with the next step of the ceremony.

Salan immediately heard the sound of the tiny sticks begin to spark the moment the alter was set aflame.

He yelled from the pain of his skin melting like candle wax in the flames.

The Shadow Man clasped his metacarpals and phalanges.

Salan’s body burned and all that was left were a pile of ashes.

As soon as The Shadow Man was about to turn around, he heard something crackle from the alter.

He stopped in his tracks and gazed at the burning creature.

Before his very eyes, he saw the powerful winged mythical Phoenix.

Salan rose in the air, beating his wings back and forth.

The Shadow Man chuckled.

Hmm, he would have to try and see how much destruction the Phoenix can bring with the shadow army.

#TheTrialofFire. (c)

13.03.2021. Sat’rday.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zEVzgqga3lo

i say much, void and bland

words that fell to disuse,

and you will not understand,

cause i wear my necklace like a noose.

not all that glisters is of gold,

cheap concrete and some plex-glass

and the wind blows bitterly cold

so i wear my noose like a necklace

don’t want to know where i’ve been,

many scars I show, or a bruise,

you could hear the pain , that i mean,

why i wear my necklace like a noose.

there is no hope to retract,

nature it is, and so feckless,

the spilled milk can never pool back

so i wear my noose like a necklace

spring’s in the air, i don’t swoon,

flowers won’t bud on my spruce,

even the connifer thinks I’m a loone,

better wear my necklace like a noose.

signs all around , they impend,

please forgive this vile trespass,

but if you have no sugar to lend,

i’ll wear my noose like a necklace.

i wear my noose like a necklace,

it fits well when its loose,

it’s my fickle fashion, i’m so reckless,

so i wear my necklace like a noose.