Kindly pen me a letter/poem to inform me that you have created a political situation. Authorities discovered your ploy and now you're on your way to exile. Pick a country of your exile, not your own country. A foreign country most preferably. Tell me about it, your anxiety about your indefinite stay in a foreign land. What you'll miss the most about your home country etc. funny, sad, and serious, all accepted. Tag me @Octavian have fun with it.