You’ll think I’m mental
But I’ve had this strange fantasy:
First you sneak into a public swimming pool. Has to be public.
Now. You get a few tons (tons!) Of jell-o and you turn the entire pool into a huge tub of jello. (Wouldn’t recommend eating. Too much chlorine in the water, not to mention pee).
Now, once the jello solidifies (is that the term?), it’s time for the real fun.
I have a few games i want to try.
Skipping stones on jello,
Golfing on Jello,
Bobbing for apples, in jello,
Of course when were done fooling around (we’re probably really pissed by now..) We start throwing things in, see what happens.
Will a bowling ball sink in jello? Are you that sure of the answer?
How about those cheap plastic chairs? Wouldn’t you want to know?
How many empty cans could jello support?
Then we will go to the deep end, each one gets a baseball and throws it down into the jello as hard as he can. Who could reach the bottom?
The possibilities are really endless and with the help of friends you could come up with more.
Boy are the staff going to have a hard time tomorrow...