Woke up to text

10:00am

on a Saturday

REALLY!

It's Saturday

Hasn't my mom heard of sleeping in?

Couldn't go back to bed

My favorite pair of pants

You know

The ones that make my butt look cute

My roommate borrowed to go out last night

Without asking

What the hell am I supposed to wear today?

These other ones?

As if

I couldn't find my lipstick

Might as well not wear any makeup now

And my hair

Forget about that wild mess

Finally made it to Starbucks

Chai tea latte

Of course

The stupid little barista did not use soy milk

I know it

I could taste it

Gross!

I had a parking ticket

So what if it is not a parking space

It was only a couple minutes

Cut me some slack

Do you see the shoes I am wearing?

Try walking a block in these

Then my boyfriend calls

And is all like

Hey wanna do something

As if

He didn't even remember yesterday was our two month anniversary

Geez

What a looser

My life sucks!

First world problems