You will not understand anything that I say.

The yellow and black flag means "plague." As in, stop coming to ask me about it or you'll be infected.

I speak sarcasm fluently,

Don't get on my bad side,

Calm, cool rage,

Taking down anyone in the way,

You

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Astute external powers of observation and complete personal oblivion attempting to occupy the same space.

Beware; wanders the night in her underwear!

Words Well Meant, but Poorly Conceived.

Free spirit at play: I don't give a crap what you think of me.

Like someone said, "It's really interesting when you walk in as I never know who you'll be.

Neither do I.