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spike1

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When life gives you lemons, pierce them with copper and zinc plates, wire them up and make a battery to recharge your phone.

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When life gives you lemons...

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Moonsinger128

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practical

When life gives you lemons, be greedy. Take the seeds and plant them and soon you'll practically have a forest full of lemon trees. Life gave you a gift, it's your job to make sure it keeps on giving.

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When life gives you lemons...

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JodeeJo16

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Phew!

When life hands you lemons, be thankful that's all it was.

Life could have handed you a pack of rabid wolverines...

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When life gives you lemons...

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eMan

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Bigger, Better Plans

When life gives you lemons

Squeeze, no crush, them losers between your hands

Show them you’ve got much bigger, better plans

Remember when you fell but you got up fast

There’s good times a’comin’ so push through the rough

Ahh a lemon-lime ’rita to show the bastards enough is enough

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When life gives you lemons...

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cornbiscuit

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Lemonade

When life gives you lemons

Make...

So cliche

Grab bottle

Grab friend

Slice 'em

Add booze

"Got ice?"

Find chair

Chill...

Sip

Reflect

Laugh

Enjoy

Bask

Someday you will tell others about this

Maybe not

But you will remember

So will your friend

When life gives you lemons

Make lemonade...

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When life gives you lemons...

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aedwardpense

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Lemons

When life gives you lemons, you should probably go ask the manager for a refund.

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When life gives you lemons...

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evierichards

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When life gives you lemons...

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. Sorry, but what else would I do with lemons?

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When life gives you lemons...

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CosetteD

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Look for oranges

When life gives you lemons, give them back. Look for oranges instead. Lemons will come and go all throughout your life. Oranges on the other hand will not be given easily. Keep those.

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