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It’s a yodeling pickle.

How the heck would that benefit anyone????

So...let’s just get this straight.

Some guy some time ago sat down and thought,

“You know what this world needs? A pickle that can yodel!”

*Facepalm*

Here’s the link, go buy it!!!!!

https://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-11761-Yodelling-Pickle/dp/B0010VS078

Pizzazz is not for everybody. Ask your doctor if Pizzazz is right for you. Pizzazz may make conversations with children difficult. In some people it has resulted in omphaloskepsis. Notify your doctor immediately if you notice any asymmetrical testicular deveining or insidious clitoral stimulation. Not sold in Arkansas or Ohio.

If you're interested in the horror genre and are looking for good stories to listen to, check out a YouTube Channel called HorrorBabble, where short stories from Weird Tales magazine and classic novellas from the best horror writers, such as H.P. Lovecraft, Algernon Blackwood, and Horatio Quiroga, are read.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIvp_SM7UrKuFgR3W77fWcg

Know what and how you promote.

Ad: an item designed to catch someone's eye.

ver: Abbreviation of version.

tise: a Tibetan input method utility for Windows XP, Windows Vista and Windows 7 created by Grigory Mokhin.

Combined: Adversioninput.

Sold at all Wal-Marts this Christmas. Be the first to own one!

Link to my alliance:

https://www.worldanvil.com/w/Wynsumheord/a/the-mundbyrdian-sceadu-of-sundorwick-organization

Need context? Ask questions! Peek around my incomplete world lol. Also, I have some canon stories here on prose.

Link to NaNoWriMo discussion thread:

https://forums.nanowrimo.org/t/please-check-out-my-alliance-feedback-welcome/215672?u=wordigirl

Wanna help and maybe win $5? lol

Link to Prose challenge:

https://theprose.com/challenge/11245

I appreciate your help! God bless you.

Wordplay in The Glommy Fall- arctic is awsome!

Irony in Under the lights 2 will be great!

Ode to the skunk mother was hilarious!

Why was such a great deep poem!

The click at the end of The Night of Halloween is great!

arctic has some amazing content to check.

The month of scary tales is here.

If you’re in search for a story which will leave you trembling.

Check out Lunaria6657’s horror/thriller work:

https://theprose.com/post/325372/adamis-weaver

#AdamisWeaver

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Mythological bounty hunter. Professional Haunt Disposer. Percy Jackson meets Geralt of Rivia.

Grayson Ames is cursed. He hates everyone. Or, more accurately, every regular. He gets along with prodigium; supernatural creatures that mankind has resigned to the realm of folklore. Until the day his dead partner's daughter finds him.