It stays quiet and glows when I put it in the corner.

It lights up a room with the touch of a button.

I need a ladder to place something on top of it.

An angel is a fitting accessory for it.

Cats love to climb it.

I store it in the attic 11 months out of the year.

"The front looks great, but the back... yikes!"

"It looks a little dry."

"Nice trim."

"Is that a squirrel hiding in there?"

#comedy #whoseline