Dunkin’ on Dunkin

It's my month

my month

to have it all

No judgement, now

we'll drink

till we fall!

The radio plays

a ditty

a tune

Then the ads, now

they come

all opportune

"Get your Irish creme at Dunkin!"

"It's St. Patrick's finest dream!"

"The sweet vanilla flavor!"

"With hints of Irish creme!"

You're mad

you're daft

'Da fuck you on

you cad

you hack

Ain't it at all!

Not 'Irish'

creme

You moronic git

It's WHISKEY

spirits!

What is this bit...

"Get your Irish creme at Dunkin!"

"It's St. Patrick's finest dream!"

"The sweet vanilla flavor!"

"With hints of Irish creme!"

I sit

I slave

Day after day

love me

coffee

But not this way

No creme!

No ice!

Just black abyss!

My Irish

needs are

Stronger than this!

"Get your Irish creme at Dunkin!"

"It's St. Patrick's finest dream!"

"The sweet vanilla flavor!"

"With hints of Irish creme!"