Just Say No to Cheese, Please!
I think I’m the only person in the world who doesn’t like cheese, so I should be avoiding this challenge, but no. I’ll jump in.
Cheese is nothing but curdled milk and/or cream set out to harden with age. Think about that.
I used to hate the kid next door when I was six because everytime I went into his house it smelled like macaroni and cheese... turned my stomach. His house turned my stomach. he turned my stomach for eating it, and his mother turned my stomach for cooking it.
My poor wife has to put cheese on top of everything because I won’t let her put it inside anything she cooks.
Limburger - who would smell something like feet and think it’s ok to eat?
A grilled cheese is living proof that enough mayonaise and a dunk into chili can make anything taste good.
Blue Cheese is like eating spoiled milk. What a way to ruin a salad!
I hate the word “Cheese,” or “cheesey.” It even sounds like it tastes bad.
I kissed a girl in the eighth grade who had been eating Cheetoes and immediately dumped her. No games, just good-bye.
Somehow I can eat pizza, although I don’t love it like some do (unless I’m in Naples)
The worst part is that I find that most of the same people who eat cheese also eat mushrooms. Gag!
