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What is the "best-worst" line you've ever written?

A line with all the poetry of a screaming raccoon. Maybe a snippet of dialogue, maybe a can of metaphor-worms. Could be funny, or dumb, or just plain sad. Interpret however you wish. I'll be posting mine if you'd like to use that as a reference.

Ended March 23, 2023 • 5 Entries • Created by WhiteWolfe32

What is the "best-worst" line you've ever written?

A line with all the poetry of a screaming raccoon. Maybe a snippet of dialogue, maybe a can of metaphor-worms. Could be funny, or dumb, or just plain sad. Interpret however you wish. I'll be posting mine if you'd like to use that as a reference.

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Taco Bell Blues

"His mere presence was enough to part the crowds of people like Taco Bell parting an unsuspecting victim's asshole to make way for the flood."

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What is the "best-worst" line you've ever written?

A line with all the poetry of a screaming raccoon. Maybe a snippet of dialogue, maybe a can of metaphor-worms. Could be funny, or dumb, or just plain sad. Interpret however you wish. I'll be posting mine if you'd like to use that as a reference.

Cover image for post Untitled, by Lyna

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When I was little I used to think that if I cried enough I could flood my room and drown myself and now I realize that probably wasn't normal.

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What is the "best-worst" line you've ever written?

A line with all the poetry of a screaming raccoon. Maybe a snippet of dialogue, maybe a can of metaphor-worms. Could be funny, or dumb, or just plain sad. Interpret however you wish. I'll be posting mine if you'd like to use that as a reference.

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Serves as Both My Best AND Worst Line

Reasonable people have no reason to people unreasonable worlds.

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What is the "best-worst" line you've ever written?

A line with all the poetry of a screaming raccoon. Maybe a snippet of dialogue, maybe a can of metaphor-worms. Could be funny, or dumb, or just plain sad. Interpret however you wish. I'll be posting mine if you'd like to use that as a reference.

17 reads

Bunk Bed

“I sleep under your bed every night.”

It’s a bunk bed joke I came up with.

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What is the "best-worst" line you've ever written?

A line with all the poetry of a screaming raccoon. Maybe a snippet of dialogue, maybe a can of metaphor-worms. Could be funny, or dumb, or just plain sad. Interpret however you wish. I'll be posting mine if you'd like to use that as a reference.

28 reads

Best and worst lines:

Best: "People are like watches: sooner to stop working than to break." (February 2023)

Worst: "I woke up with a speed bump, the first day of school." (August 2017)

In less than six years of attempting to write, I have exceeded and created a prolific lifestyle to constantly improve my writing; and with this comes the idea of me actually doing something worth while.

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