Funeral-shmuneral: Truestory

It's well known among my closest family, that I don't want people to sit around crying about me when I'm gone, nor do I condone the whole... embalmed body in a box in the ground. As such, I will be cremated, or if I'm really lucky, given a pyre to be burned upon while everyone laughs and jokes at and about me. I want good vibes as my conscious energy goes off into the next stage of it's evolution and experience.