Let's make America great again

Oh please

What could you possibly do for me?

How can you help

I see no plan

All I feel is worry and despair

As you head towards

That Oval Office chair

You say you will protect me

Make my homeland strong

But I have a feeling

That these next four years

Are going to be dreadfully long

But what can I do

I can't vote

And I wouldn't for you

But when your term is up

Mr. Trump

And I can participate

In this democracy

I will see to it

That you are replaced

And that you never win

Another presidential race

-Sequel to The Weasel Who Weaseled-

Oh people, oh citizens, there's news in town!

Smile, laugh, remove that frown!

It's actually good this time, rejoice!

The people have finally made their choice!

My friends, it's happened, it's done!

Our worst enemy, the weasel who weaseled, is gone!

Scourge of mankind, oh how he's despised.

Our wish has at last been realized!

There's something about him, so rotten, so bad.

His loss won't make many people sad.

Let's celebrate, what you wanted, this is it!

Oh no, Trump's the only one left? Sh*t!