Alone, I

find comfort.

With you, I

am complete.

I work for free, and only look for play

that pays so I can keep up appearances

by continuing to work.

I am a better fighter than a

lover, but I don't love to fight;

unless I am fighting for love,

which I always hate having done.

Flying is my favorite way to travel,

unless I can walk, at least until my

feet get tired.

Then I flag down a ride, but only take

it if the driver is a pilot on his

way to the airport.

I write deep, moving prose which are

cleverly disguised as rambling verse;

cloaking profound revelation in

trite and witty contradiction.