Joy to the World (Lovecraft Version)
Joy to the world! Cthulhu has come;
Let earth be drowned in gloom;
Let every soul serve his great rule,
And suffer in everlasting doom
And suffer in everlasting doom
And suffer, and suffer, in everlasting doom
Joy to the world! The Deep Ones will rise;
They march where nations fell;
Our homes and lands will entomb our graves,
And trapped in a watery hell
And trapped in a watery hell
And trapped, and trapped, in a watery hell
Come from the skies! Our lord Yog-Sothoth;
The cosmics bestowed your galore;
He guards our realm from the holy gates,
A world of relentless horror
A world of relentless horror
A world, a world, of relentless horror
Lost to the world the dead city R'lyeh;
Where Cthulhu rests in deep;
When the hour comes he'll awaken,
And hear his deathly weep
And hear his deathly weep
And hear, and hear, his deathly weep
A Hogwarts Wonderland
School bells ring
Are you listening
On the tower
Snow is glistening
A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight
Walking in a Hogwarts wonderland
Gone away, is the kestral
Here to stay, is the thestral
He sings a death song,
As we go along
Walking in a Hogwarts wonderland
In the forest we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Dumbledore
He'll say are you sorted
We'll say no man
But you can do the job
When you're in town
Later on
We'll mix potion
As we dream by the cauldron
To face unafraid
The plans that we've made
Walking in a Hogwarts wonderland
School bells ring
Are you listening
On the tower
Snow is glistening
A beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight
Walking in a Hogwarts wonderland
Gone away, is the kestral
Here to stay, is the thestral
He sings a death song,
As we go along
Walking in a Hogwarts wonderland
In the forest we can build a snowman
And pretend that he's a Grindylow
We'll have lots of fun with Mr. Snowman
Until the herd of centaurs knocks him down
When it snows
Ain't it thrilling
Though dementors give a chilling
We'll frolic and play, the magical way
Walking in a Hogwarts wonderland
Walking in a Hogwarts wonderland
Jingle Bells and Bloody Hell
Running through debris
Early Christmas day
There's no time for wrapping gifts, the mission's underway
The walls are turning red
All my friends are dead
You can shoot the big one and try not to lose your head, hey!
Bloody hell, bloody hell, screaming all the way
Lock and load in tactic mode, I don't wanna die today.
Twelve Days of Christmas Movies
On the first day of Christmas, the movies gave to me,
the last Turbo-man doll.
On the second day of Christmas, the movies gave to me,
two stupid thieves and the last Turbo-man doll.
On the third day of Christmas, the movies gave to me,
three grown heart sizes, two stupid thieves, and the last Turbo-man doll.
On the forth day of Christmas, the movies gave to me,
four elvish food groups, three grown heart sizes, two stupid thieves, and the last Turbo-man doll.
On the fifth day of Christmas, the movies gave to me,
five bricks thrown, four elvish food groups, three grown heart sizes, two stupid thieves, and the last Turbo-man doll.
On the sixth day of Christmas, the movies gave to me,
six holiday tree doors, five bricks thrown, four elvish food groups, three grown heart sizes, two stupid thieves, and the last Turbo-man doll.
On the seventh day of Christmas, the movies gave to me,
seven levels of candy cane forest, six holiday tree doors, five bricks thrown, four elvish food groups, three grown heart sizes, two stupid thieves, and the last Turbo-man doll.
On the eighth day of Christmas, the movies gave to me,
eight visiting relatives, seven levels of candy cane forest, six holiday tree doors, five bricks thrown, four elvish food groups, three grown heart sizes, two stupid thieves, and the last Turbo-man doll.
On the ninth day of Christmas, the movies gave to me,
nine cat lives spent, eight visiting relatives, seven levels of candy cane forest, six holiday tree doors, five bricks thrown, four elvish food groups, three grown heart sizes, two stupid thieves, and the last Turbo-man doll.
On the tenth day of Christmas, the movies gave to me,
ten mall Santas, nine cat lives spent, eight visiting relatives, seven levels of candy cane forest, six holiday tree doors, five bricks thrown, four elvish food groups, three grown heart sizes, two stupid thieves, and the last Turbo-man doll.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the movies gave to me,
eleven cookies in the VCR, ten mall Santas, nine cat lives spent, eight visiting relatives, seven levels of candy cane forest, six holiday tree doors, five bricks thrown, four elvish food groups, three grown heart sizes, two stupid thieves, and the last Turbo-man doll.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the movies gave to me,
twelve sharp knives, eleven cookies in the VCR, ten mall Santas, nine cat lives spent, eight visiting relatives, seven levels of candy cane forest, six holiday tree doors, five bricks thrown, four elvish food groups, three grown heart sizes, two stupid thieves, and the last Turbo-man doll.