A Taxi’s Tale
Yeah, it's me, a Yellow Taxi Cab. I got a lotta stories I could tell, the way you humans rattle on and on or the way yous behave when you're inside, but this one really stands out:
So, me and my driver, Mario, we were drivin' down the street, see, when we stopped to pick up this dame. I guess she was a decent lookin' broad, but what do I know? Anyway, she gets in and she tells Mario we're goin' to this address on the south side, so Mario takes off.
While he's driving, this chick starts puttin' on makeup, see, and that's no big deal; I get a lotta chicks do that when ridin'. But when this girl's done, she starts adjustin' her outfit, too.
Oh, right, lemme tell you. This honey's got on a short dress and some fishnet pantyhose things and some high heels. Hair up to there and knockers, too.
So, anywho, she starts adjustin' her clothes and she pulls her dress up real high, see? And I guess Mario was checkin' her out, cuz he starts goin' real slow and lookin' in my mirror, right?
So then, this girl, she says, "What'cha lookin' at? You want a ride?"
Now, Mario ain't stupid, so of course he says yeah.
So they pull into an alley and they get out and Mario's got her up against the buildin', see. And he's got his hands on her chest and he's, you know, feelin' her up and stuff. And then he reaches his hands below.
Well, next thing I know, Mario's runnin' back to me, then he's at my door, gettin' in and cursin' at the broad. I look back at the girl and see her runnin' and her skirt's still up, see. And whaddya' know, but she's got a dick between her legs!
So I guess 'she' was really a 'he'.
Anywho, Mario takes off and then after drivin' a ways, he gets out and just misses throwin' up on me.
But I tell you what, he sure makes sure about them chicks, now.
