My woman lies across the bed,

I strip to the buff,

telling her tonight will be the best ever,

I cough, sneeze and fart.

Smoking she exhales smoke

as if her mouth is on fire,

smiles, telling me she is ready.

She rubs her armpits,

scratches her ass, waiting on me.

As we kiss,

I cough, she sneezes.

Next we know, it's Monday.

Time for work.

Another failure.

. . . . . . .

you're

. . so . .

. .inside. .

my mind

. . .it's . .

. .like a. .

brain fuck

all the time

. . . . . . . . .

#MakeSexBoring #Challenge

In and out.

In and out.

In and out.

In and out.

In and out.

In and out.

In and out.

In and out.

In and out.

In and out.

Want to have sex tonight?

Yeah, I could go for Tex Mex tonight.

Harry, I didn't say Tex Mex, I said SEX.

...........

Harry, did you hear me?

Yeah. Does this mean I can't have Tex Mex?

What could possibly be more boring

Than the same damn position?

Every........ Fucking......... Time?

Making the same noises of course!

“Oh yes baby! That’s it!

Oooohhhh!

Burn me with your hot passion of love!”

Now get off of me!

*Sigh* deep breath, usual routine

Finite motion of lotions and potions that are needed for this

rut of expressless love

*Sigh* deep thoughts, of others

faces and places to think about

to get from point A to B for

this love to be free

*Sigh* deep hopes, that the same

moves and grooves can be changed in the effort of this to progress, instead of spinning in neutral...

In and out. In and out. like the steady tick of a clock

I count the minutes before getting on with my day.

Once upon a time lived a thing called love,

these nights, only our body parts remain.

I can’t do it, I can’t do it, I don’t believe in too much sex

This fashion

For passion

Turns us into nervous wrecks.

No derision,

My decision

I’d rather watch the Spinners on the television.

I can't do it, I can't do it tonight!

My body needs it

But I don't see it

As much more than what it is

Two people, or more

Cum together, or apart

Waiting for when their turn is.

#MakeSexBoring #Challenge #IThinkIMadeItSad #Oops