"I'm a vegan, and meat is murder!"

"Don't you think Thomas Brodie Sangster is sooooooo hot?!"

"Ugh, what do you mean, you've never read Harry Potter books? They're like, the best books out there!"

"Don't you think Tom Holland is soooooooooo hot?!"

"Geometry's not hard; I LOVED geometry when I was in school!"

"Let's watch a Hallmark movie!"

"It's 2018--you can make babies by yourself! That's what being aseuxal means!"

****I'm sorry, but I did laugh at the person who said the last one, because that's not at all what being aseuxal means... If someone is truly asexual, it means they don't feel sexual attraction to anyone, not that they can reproduce on their own. Biology, folks. The year doesn't change basic biology.

“Twilight is better than Harry Potter.”

“J.K. Rowling plagiarized Stephanie Meyers.”

(May I point out that not only is Harry Potter critically acclaimed and has made more than twilight financially, but Harry Potter came before the twilight saga, thus J.K. Rowling could not have plagiarized Stephanie Meyers.)

#itscommonsensepeople