Twisted
Hush little baby don't you cry,
Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird,
And if that mockingbird don't sing,
Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring,
and if that diamond ring don't shine,
Mama's gonna buy you some turpentine,
And if that turpentine don't do,
Mama's gonna bury you in a box for shoes.
And if that box for shoe's don't kill,
Mama's gonna throw you in the landfill.
lalala, la, la, la....
Ole King Cole
Old King Cole
was a cruel old soul
& a cruel old soul was he
He called for his wife
he called for his knight
he called for his butchers three
Every butcher, he had a hammer
And a very fine hammer had he-
which the butchers three used
to crush the knight’s ‘n’ queen’s heads
wham bam hammer
went the butchers.
Oh, there’s none so rare,
As can compare
With King Cole and his butchers three.
Hickory Dickory
Hickory dickory dock
The man looked at the clock
“When the clock strikes 12”
He thought to himself
“I will murder my wife with a rock.”
Hickory dickory deep
His wife was fast asleep
The man watched the clock
And grabbed for the rock
This secret forever he’ll keep.
Hickory dickory deeper.
His wife had been a cheater.
She really should’ve known
When she left him alone
That no one else could keep her.
Hickory dickory closer.
The deadline is almost over.
As the minute passed nine,
The man felt just fine
And thought of the ways he could pose her.
.......
Hickory dickory “Please!”
The mailman screamed for the police.
The woman was dead
With a rock in her head.
The mailman fell down on his knees.
Hickory dickory miser.
He almost didn’t recognize her.
His lover was there
Body full bare
Oh, how he had prized her.
Hickory dickory dock.
The husband now brandished a glock.
Two shots from the dark
The gun met its mark
Hickory dickory dock.
In the end, she had more...
Old mother hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to get a soup bone
Femur, Tibia, Humerus?
In the end, there was
none
She turned on her heel
and went by wheel
and knocked on a door
"Hello Good Neighbor!
Don't mind me..."
And the neighbor hit the floor
Old mother Hubbard
went to the basement
where the tools await her
And then the bones
for the soups and stews
she had more...
