ZAP! IT’S ELECTRICITY!
(a rap written by TN, Bambi, Bok Choi, Emily and Ashley
Yo yo Dido, WHAT'S A CRACK-A-LACKIN?
I wake up in the morning
My parents are still snoring
There's no alarm clock
So someone threw a rock
My breakfast is french toast
On the fire it will roast
We have no gas flame
TBH it's pretty lame
I gotta walk to school
Yea, nah, it ain't cool
So when I finally rock up
It's already 12 o'clock
The teachers are late
Cause their fitness ain't great
School has collapsed
Cause no-one has google maps
It's probs lunch time (to have fun!)
But the bells won't run
The school is pitch black
Cause the lights are going slack
When I get home there's no cable
So i have to study at the table
Today was not great
I could not procrastinate
No more Buzzfeed
Now my heart bleeds
What am I to do
Read a book, ew!!
Electricity
Gives me what I need
Life's purpose gone
Now i am done
G'NIGHT Y'ALL
brian dead
Brain dead from Latin Camp
Where Serenna met her match
I'm sick of Mars bars
So many apples
Have completely clogged my brain
I learnt many raps
cum sitis similes pareque vita
uxor pessima, pessimus maritus
miror, non bene convenire vobis
L ate nights (cough, cough, Bambi and Sticker)
A pples fill my belly yeah
T ables were full, no place to sit
I may have sat by myself in the pee place
N ah jk im too COOL 4 SKOOL
C abins are petite
A nstey's silhouette is creppy
M a, i need ya
P a, i need ya
!yEAh!
P U M P K I N S OU P
P etal paragraphs are
U seful for essays
M uch better than PEEL
P uppis means stern in latin
K ing Cole SPROUSE
I nglish is my second language
N ope gotcha there
S PROUSE, Cole
O f course I'm cool
"U are being consumed by chamber strings" Emily
P umpkin soup is great thanks for reading
Haikus About My Life
Misty and Jessie
Emily's cat and her dog
They are so funky
I respect Esther
Her brain is super massive
That's why she's so smart
I paid half a pie
I bartered to get my prize
Of a whale drawing
Sometimes I wonder
Why I'm so super awesome
And why Esther cooks
My cool SEEDS project
Cosmetic standards are bad
Shop from the Odd Bunch
Go Grammarly yeah
Coz Liza Koshy is cool
Spread the word for me
Thanks for reading these
It means everything to me
Jokes wasted your time
(written with Emily)