You're wanting 2.3 billion Christians in 37 million churches defined in 100 words. What's the chances these people are not all the same. Some are bound to annoy you. I bet you'll annoy some of them.

Here's the truth. Christ died for our sins. We each fall short of the glory of God and only faith in Him will save, so don't get caught up in comparisons. That's just an easy way out.