I am here for the free food.

When I saw the menu, I was wooed.

Appetizer of bacon-wrapped scallops,

To the waiter with the tray I gallops.

I must taste all seven cheeses

Mixed with the four crackers if I pleases.

These stuffed mushrooms are a dream.

The deviled eggs make me scream.

Main course of filet mignon,

I ravish like a Klingon.

Spooning in the garlic mashed potatoes.

Chomping on cucumbers and tomatoes.

Washing it all down with a pino noir,

As I walk back from the bar.

Delectable dessert of tiramisu,

Goes well with caffeine-free brew.

And when I look up from the food

I consider that perhaps I was rude.

Because I don't know anybody at this party.

A thousand minds tuned attentively to the teachings of one,

The words were large and sounded good.

A thousand minds became the mind of one,

And acted without question.

{ He, alone, who owns the youth, gains the future }

-Adolf Hitler-