Guilt, Cream & Sugar

Beautiful. Mythic. Fattening. Looming. Vicious. Tender. Starbucks is a wheezing monster. A sleeping dragon. A funnel of doom. Starbucks is a guilty pleasure. A hip escape. Hand me a grande dirty chai and misspell my name. Include me. I want to feel the warm embrace of your caffeinated beverage. Starbucks is the embarrassing friend I drag to the party. I'm ashamed when I pass local coffee shops, iconic steaming cardboard in hand, and we both know what I've done. Condemnation. Starbucks is a hook. Starbucks is inevitable.