PB&J @Izzy_A From Lish

So here we are folks

We're right back at it again

This time thereʼs no need

To call your attention

I'll just win by default

With not one contention

'Cause little Izzy_Aʼs

Still stuck in detention

You're a brave little one

I'll give you that Izzy

Challenge me to battle?

You're brave but you're ditzy!

See, I have me a lance

Itʼs big and itʼs spiffy

But your lance little one

Is quite itsy-bitsy

Were you really thinking

Winning was doable?

Are you kidding me?

You're just a juvenile

Best just accept it now

My reignʼs immutable

Thinking you'll take my throne?

Kid, you're delusional!

Donʼt you start crying now

Whyʼd you step little girl?

For a shot at my crown

Thought youʼd give it a whirl?

Now your penʼs in the John

Gonna give it a swirl

Wipe your tears as you watch

All your ink from it twirl

Flushed right down the drain

From the insults I hurl

But cheer up little one

I just saved you some time

Consider this a gift

Your new nursery rhyme

I bet you've never heard

Any tale as sublime

Now go grab your blankie

’Cause itʼs passed your bedtime!