PBANDJ would like to invite Prosers to the battle arena in the “Step Up To The Plate” challenge, brought to you by @Sammielee46 and @Lish

Prose Battles and Jests

Are not a contest

But a way in which

We put

Our skills to the test

Everyone

Get involved

Force a slam

Then walk away and

Drop the mic

You're fucked as Prose

Doesnʼt have the button

Unlike

We've seen a few dodgy

Characters

And a few writers

Whose skills are sick

And what the fuck is

That? Itʼs the picture of

A dick?…

Pansy ass bitches

Come in many types

Put your dick back slut

It won'tʼ

Help you get more likes

Prose only

Values your

Written word

Wait, did I say word?

I meant

Words

Fuck your one insult

You douchy wanker

We come here to

Bleed out on digital

Paper

So we're calling on Prosers

Who walk the walk

Unless you walk too

Close, it'sʼkinda creepy

To stalk….

I'm gʼnna wreck this shit

Kid

I don't kʼow who you

Are

But between you,

Me, and the monkeys

My words spit venom

Faster than my car

And that's

ʼ Pretty fast

The fumes I leave behind?

They're so toxic

They last

I'll tell you this one time

No one likes a

Like whore

We love those

With a passion

-A pussy that's rʼw

Don't gʼt my words

Twisted;

I don't mʼan to be blunt

But your words

Lack a fire

Like your dick lacks

A cunt….

So do you have what

It takes

To battle us? Best

Prepare;

Cuntless dicks,

Like whore pricks

And lame-ass one slam

Scripts

Don't botʼer wasting

Your time

But if you have

Flare

A passion

Rare,

And you own a

Whale-sized pair

Step right on up,

Stand in line

But before you do

Take in mind

PBANDJ girls have

The rawest pussy

Prose could find

So here we are folks

We're right back at it again

This time thereʼs no need

To call your attention

I'll just win by default

With not one contention

'Cause little Izzy_Aʼs

Still stuck in detention

You're a brave little one

I'll give you that Izzy

Challenge me to battle?

You're brave but you're ditzy!

See, I have me a lance

Itʼs big and itʼs spiffy

But your lance little one

Is quite itsy-bitsy

Were you really thinking

Winning was doable?

Are you kidding me?

You're just a juvenile

Best just accept it now

My reignʼs immutable

Thinking you'll take my throne?

Kid, you're delusional!

Donʼt you start crying now

Whyʼd you step little girl?

For a shot at my crown

Thought youʼd give it a whirl?

Now your penʼs in the John

Gonna give it a swirl

Wipe your tears as you watch

All your ink from it twirl

Flushed right down the drain

From the insults I hurl

But cheer up little one

I just saved you some time

Consider this a gift

Your new nursery rhyme

I bet you've never heard

Any tale as sublime

Now go grab your blankie

’Cause itʼs passed your bedtime!

For those of you who are not familiar with PB&J, I'd like to take a moment to clarify what this is and how you can participate.

So what does PB&J stand for? No, we're not talking lunch here! PB&J stands for Prosers Battle and Jests. It's where one Proser challenges another Proser to a "dual" of literary insults. Think rap battle or poetic debate, depending on your style!

So how do you get in on the PB&J action? First, it's best to message the Proser you would like to battle beforehand so they may respectfully decline your challenge, accept your challenge and establish guidelines to acceptable slander (if you'd prefer your mama be left out of the literary insults, this is the opportunity to say so), or reply in modern medieval fashion, "Bring It On!"

Once the challenge is accepted, with or without guidelines, and you're ready to post your literary insults, be sure to include the name of the Proser you are facing in the title and please tag PBandJ so it can be featured on this page. If you simply prefer to sit back and enjoy as a spectator-that's great too! Show your support by following PB&J and repost to spread the word!

We hope to see more jousting in the arena so polish your armor, prepare your lances, and get in on the PB&J action! It's all in good fun folks!