IN THE MOLE.

zip that skin off

here wear this, no it's a mole coat

no, it's not for Halloween

For goodness sake shut your fuss and just wear it!

Fit's just right! you can thank me later....

now look here,when you slip round the corner

yes on your left, really!!! there's only one corner, fool!

walk exactly two blocks and then you'll notice a circular metallic disc, it's very shiny you cannot miss it

heave it open-yes of course it'll require strength!! thought you were off for a stroll, eh?

lift it up and roll right in, got it?

just follow the instincts of the coat and you'll be fine.

you're getting that glazed eye again, just go before I lose my patience!

Shot off. Round the bend. Discy metal. Thrown off, skidding off the kerb. Geronimo!! oooh musty, ooo dark wait, I can see?! warm.. twitching nose picking up tempting scents, sniff...sniff...nope not there, mmmh. Barrow Barrow , soft cushy earth, tunnel for me, moley... Ahuh!!  scruffle scruffle along, HERE IT'S HERE. HOORAY!!!

Now, now none of it!! What will you be 'avin then? Yes, I am speaking to you you gaping idiot, welcome to the bloody chip shop,now what will yo-

Two packets of fish and the fryest fish you've got ma'am!

Pretty snappy when you hear of food eh? alright then 'ere you go laddy, it's free, it's free, don't fumble in your mole coat for shillings...