Challenge
Write me an unbelievably sexy micropoem, please, on one of these decidedly un-sexy topics: laundry, taxes, the dentist, infomercials or bodily functions. TAG ME!
Talk dirty to me
Turn you on,sit in suspense,talk dirty to me,common sense.You cause my head to spin,stomachs uneasy.Talk serious,come off cheesy.No,don't you dare go there!Tell me i'll $h!t my underwear!So many side effects in store,I'm sorry infomercials,I can't take anymore!