Naughty or Nice?
Secret Santa rides
naked in his sleigh,
privates covered
if I might say.
Making sure
his Christmas sack
is full of goodies
slung on his back.
Nocturnal activity
filling your stocking
giving you joy
and I’m not mocking!
Slips his Yule log
in sexy lace panty
playing reindeer games
like a vigilante.
Heat arising
melts snow off roof
you beg for more
it’s not a spoof!
He rings your bell
you dance around pole.
he comes upon a midnight clear
he’s fulfilled his sexual role.
He wipes his lips
and heads off home
promising missus
he did not roam!
Next year you prepare
milk and a cookie,
decorate yourself with a bow
all ready for some nooky.
Laid out for him like a platter
you hear the hooved patter
of little reindeer feet
nothing else can matter.
Santa Claus
is coming
to town!