Sworn oath of honesty

I confess 

I am here to profess

I profess that this confession is giving me stress 

so I guess 

let me tuck my pride in my breast 

Oh give it a rest 

I am here take this test 

of sanity 

and morality 

to see if I am fit for reality 

 main priority 

to enlist in this sorority 

I am skilled in the art oratory

I can whip my words around your lips 

only to destroy you in one sip 

here's a tip 

loose lips sink ships 

so I confess this if you double cross me I will spoon feed you your words 

and toast to your fate........

this is not a threat 

this is a promise