0 Resolutions

2 days down and 363 to go,

So far I've cried once,

I've laughed 10 times as much though.

I spent 19 seconds watching the number 16 become 17,

Not daring to blink once,.

3 things changed as the year rolled in

The month became 1,

The year became 2017,

The day became 1.

Though I have 7 things that need to be changed,

I make 0 resolutions for the year,

As it's an age old tradition I find deranged.