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Dear reader, what you are reading are extremely precious words. Every word written in the moments that I have been able to hide out in the bathroom while my younger brother has knocked and hit against the door. You see I am not much for sharing my thoughts. Well at least not with the family. I guess sharing them with the world seems a lot safer. 

Well the reason that you get the chance to read these are, well cause one day I really do plan on taking the world. 

I am not much for stepping out (the other side effects of having a "capable" little brother is that there is always food in the fridge). He also someone seems to accept that it is actually the spirit of our dog that comes to eat it.

I mean sure, the guy might not be able to figure that out, but luckily he sure can find his way around cars and fixing them.

Hmm what's that smell? Go away foul spell, you are taking precious words from my future autobiography. 

"Alright, alright I am coming out".