OMFG

I hate all men at the current moment... Why can't the modern man just come out and say what he means?  You like a girl? Tell her. MAN UP!! No more of this sissy-la-la running around waiting for the girl or woman or female to tell you that you are being an idiot.  I am so done with all of it.  The confusion, the waiting around to see if he is going to respond to your message, the way it hurts when you can see that he read such message and didn't even take the time to reply.  Ugh.... If this is a common occurrence... RUN, I mean book it and find some one who appreciates YOU.

I am done being nice to these guys who don't deserve it, they don't have a future and think that they are hot shit while still living with mom and dad.  I don't get it.  And no thank you I would rather be single.  I am so over the pretentious educated men too.  Sorry. I didn't graduate from college, I went I got into eight out of the ten colleges I applied to.  Should I have taken a year off, yes.  After 15 years of private school, I should of taken some time to really learn who I was before joining the ranks.   I'll admit it. I wasn't ready.  However I am very luck to be successful in my own way.  I was able to by a condo at the age of 25.  Most people my age cannot say that so I must have done something right.   Oh ya, worked two jobs or three jobs at a time and busted my ass.  

Every single time I date, am interested in, actually commit to, all have the same end result.  They all turn out to be pathetic losers that want to just stay at home all day and watch TV, not even attempting to function like an adult and find a job.  Or worse yet you are my exes that have come back into my life.  Crazy assholes when I dated them and now both successful in their own ways.  But here is the problem with them.  They live in different states and neither are making appropriate efforts to see me.  One claiming that he wants to see if we still have a chance, the other wanting my friendship back but if we are with in three feet of each other its on like Donkey Kong.  

So lets continue to talk about these exes, notice I don't say ex-boyfriends, because like the modern man....  They never completely committed to me in a relationship.  I don't know if it is me and my inability to not be attracted to this type of asshole douche bag or if their mothers are to blame for not teaching them how to properly be a gentleman.  I don't know.  Something needs to be figured out and someone needs to let me know how to remedy this disaster we call modern day "relationships".  Now most people say I should just cut them out of my life, the whole they are exes for a reason.  But you don't know these two assholes, they are pushy.  They would of looked at old phone bills to figure out which number was mine and contacted me that way.  (Yes, that did actually happen, no it wasn't the two I am currently talking about.)  

I guess it is the guilt that overwhelms them, and they have to reach out to me.  They have to apologize for being an asshole and me being the nice person I am, I forgive them.  Then I think that hey they will probably leave me be, in peace.... Nope.  Big fat fucking nope, then I start to wake up to the 'Good Morning Beautiful' text messages, the funny memes sent during the day.  All of a sudden you guys are calling each other babe and now sending emojis back and forth.  And you are right back where you started... why????   Because he has a perfect picture 6 pack and makes 80 thousand a year and can make you cum like you never have in your life before.  Now are we clear why one of the exes is back???  My god, I know I am pathetic.  He actually thinks I waited for him.  But truth be told, I really didn't.  I just choose not to date anyone because to me it wasn't worth the pain and heartache anymore.

Then let's actually talk about the last boyfriend I had.  Yes, I used the word boyfriend, we were in a committed relationship.  AND HE LIED ABOUT EVERYTHING.  When I say everything, I mean EVERYTHING. Including his first name.  I had to go through his wallet to find out what it was.  I was shocked and sadly that wasn't the first time it happened to me ex in the paragragh above did the same thing sort of.... His nickname is what I knew him by and it was a spin off of his last name.  Still he lied about his name technically.  It was like being a kid and finding out your parents had first names.  

Anyways, back to the boyfriend, he is now in jail in the state of Florida.  Then he will be expedited out to California to face murder charges, yep, you read that right.  Murder charges.  How do I know this you ask?  Oh, no big deal just had a LA Homicide Detective call my phone and ask to meet me in person.  So of course I comply.  They proceed to tell me that my ex had a three some with two other guys and somehow in the middle of all of the action strangled one of them either on purpose or accident that is what has yet to be determined.  Yes, you read that right,  he also told the officers that he was only two percent gay.... IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!!?!?  

This is my real life and this is why I am single.