The God

*Translated to one of Earth's languages*

"They are stubborn! They turn our backs! Every star in the blackness has worshipped us. Every. Last. One! Except this asshole Earth!"

"Calm down, $^‰*. They will soon realize. It's right under their noses."

"They laugh at us! They live thousands of years and have like 20 different gods, but not one mentions the real god! One of them even despises it, what do you mean, 'No pork?!'"

"Give them time I said! Every star needs time. We put swine on every one of them, all of the people are different. If you've forgotten, you made them too curious when you made that solar system. Of course they won't worship the bacon just yet. You strayed that mind in other directions."

"Yeah.. But they ne-"

"Give them time."