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ZOMBIES!

ZOMBIESSSSSS!!!!!

Zombies zombies zombies zombies zombies!

Actual real zombies!

Guys its the best day of my life! Zombies are so real! I knew it! I knew it!!!!

Ive been dreaming about this forever! Ever since I saw Dawn of the Dead I cant believe this is really happening! Everyone thought I was crazy with my zombie preparedness kit, but whose the one laughing now? HAHAHAHA!

I saw the stuff they showed on the news. They called them mindless cannibals. LOL. We all know what they are. Everyone they bite turns into one of them, and they still wont admit its zombies? LMAO

WHEN THEY COME FOR YOUR BRAINS DONT COME CRYING TO ME! Ill be here in my bunker with my baseball bats and axes and guns and riot armor and traps and food and electricity and all the zombie smashing video games I ever need to train to become an EVEN BETTER ZOMBIE SLAYER AND ILL BE FINE BUT NONE OF YOU IDIOTS WILL BE HAHAHA.

Oh but if your a hot girl I might let you in. Depends what you do for me. ;) Bring your girlfriends too hehehehehehehehehe

AND NOW THERES A HERD!

The news just showed them heading this way! HAHAHA ALL YOU ASSHOLES AROUND ME ARE GING TO DIE! HAHAHA SERVES YOU RIGHT JOHNNY YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE PIECE OF SHIT! AND YOU TOO JENNY YOURE SUCH A WHORE NO ONE WOULD EVEN WANT TO DATE YOU!!!

Im safe right here and all of you are gonna have to run. You all shunta made fun of me. You deserve this!

I CAN HEAR THEM OUTSIDE! They sound more like Dead Alive than Left4Dead. I can hear them right outside! Should I go kill some? Should I should I???

I'm going to kill some! What do I use??? A bat? Yeah! I'm gonna use a bat! That will be SO BADASS! Just like I am. I'm a fuckin badass!

I JUST OPENED THE DOOR. I can hear them gettin closer. Im gonna smash their FUCKIN HEADS INNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEYRE HERE!! HOLY SHIT THERE HERE!

I JUST KILLED ON GUYS! I JUST KILLED ONE!

AND THERES ANOTHER ONE!

KILLED IT TOOOOO HAHAHAH HOLY SHIT IM SO BADASSSSS!

THERES FOUR MORE! HOLY SHIT THERES TOO MANY! I CAAAAAaaaaaaadadigwvlbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbvffffffffffffffffddfffggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggnnnnnnnnm

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