Inappropriate Limericks Ahead

Stoned In Public

They said I can't wash my dick out in public

But I decided to say ‘Oh well, fuck it’

Knew I was stoned off my ass

From smoking too much grass

When I asked the cop ‘Would you like a hit?’

Hairy Mary and Her Son Larry

Mary had one hairy puss

But the doctors still told her to push

They all could have sworn

When Larry was born

He'd never make it outta that bush

Dropping Balls

He acts like a big fucking pussy

With a cunt full of hair that is bushy

One day he'll grow balls

As big as Ru Paul's

Guess at least they won't sag prematurely