Joker

My character doesn't have a name. He is a joker. I'll name him Joker for the purpose of this write. Joker is ever present and looming. He waits in the shadows of a dark day. He LIVES to pop out and scream at you. Joker has the most outrageous scream. His scream was derived from a Halloween cassette tape of about 1980. He screams with satire and humor. His scream sounds loud and ridiculous. His overbearing meant to scare little kids scream makes me laugh. 

For example, if I absentmindedly 'exit' my window on the computer. I hear Joker bust out that scream. I cannot help but laugh inside. I cannot be frustrated as anyone would be. Because Joker screams.  

Joker has a huge mouth. I'd say his mouth must be likened to that of a horse. He stays in the shadows so he is not seen by the eye therefore most difficult to physically describe. He will follow you everywhere you go. He's just waiting to scream at you when someone ate the last brownie, you get startled, break your phone or even get notification of a bank error on your account. 

When Joker screams in your ear at you, you cannot help but feel humors' euphoria. His scream never changes all the while it is funny every time. 

I wish for all who read this to develop your own Joker. I'm tellin' ya he's a character. He's so funny showing up at the times you might need him most.

I love my Joker. I hope he follows me all the days of my life.