I am a Killer

Prosecutor: Could you take a trip down your memory lane,

When they said you sounded a bit sane?

Tell the jury what happened then,

When you were below the age “Ten!”

Accused: I was toddler with a sweet smile,

I started my journey walking only a quarter mile,

They were not amused with that game,

So one day they gave me a plastic gun and asked me to aim,

Who gave me that I don’t remember the name,

But we both sounded pretty so much the same….

And why did they do so heyy! I hit my first target and cheered “yay”

Judge: And why did you do that?

Accused: Cuz’ I am a killer” o yay ye yay

I am a killer

Prosecutor: I am worried what happened further?

whom did you first murder....

Accused: They said he is good at it,

Let’s hand him a shit with better hit!!!

I shot the lizard sneaking in my toys,

They said that’s gonna make him stand tall among the boys..

They din’t know there were more bodies under the bed,

Happy with the job they fixed me a snack with a cheese spread,

Judge: And why did they do that?

Accused: cuz’ I am a Killer,

Ooo yay ye yay I am a killer!!

Prosecutor: Tell everybody what had you thought,

when you lost your marbles and did a human-head-shot !!

Accused: I grew old and was sent to a school,

Perhaps they wanted me to use a better tool!

I saw a girl who was a real beauty,

to love her then was my only duty!

One day she questioned “What more can you do for me”??

Fondling my asset under the tree!

I took out my gun and shot her in the head,

waited for her to say “let’s make out in the bed!”

She was unfaithful cuz’ she din’t move,

It was my love which she din’t approve,

Though I gave her the bullet that I loved the most,

She was a cheat and gave up the ghost...

Judge: And why did you do that?

Accused: ’cuz I am a killer ooo yay ye yay

I am a killer.....

Prosecutor: You see sir we have in hand a total cuckoo case,

Now we hold a very strong base,

and it’s the time to put him in his right place

I request the jury, to shut him behind the Madhouse door

Because we can’t stand this gore nooo more!!

Crowd: Nooo more... Nooo more...

Jury discussed and came up with a strict decision,

as they always had a far sighted vision,

they said he is “guilty as accused”,

insanity is smokescreen which he has used,

He loves the “thrill of the kill”,

and It’s time for his sins to pay up the bill!!

Accused felt a bit twitchy

and said “Heyy my micky feels a bit itchy”,

In his pants he slipped his hands

and flicked out a gun as he had different plans

at Judge he immmediatey aimed

scared Judge bluffed “you might have been framed”,

As the Judge was no sitting duck,

he ran through the courtroom saying “ooo what the fuck”...

“Bang” said the gun as he outran his luck

judge fell down, in the courtroom of that town

killer laughed hard like a clown

Crowd: why did u do that?

Killer: ’cuz I am a killer ..Ooo yay ye yay

I am a killer.