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Write the longest grammatically sound alliteration you can possibly muster. The longest such alliteration's author wins $150 if, and only if, this challenge receives at least 300 entries. Editing is allowed.
If you don't know what an alliteration is, Google it. Ensure that your entry is an alliteration and that it forms a coherent thought. Remember, editing is allowed.
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Someone Said Sentences Should Stay Short

Someone suspiciously strange, somewhat secretive (surely surreptitious) solicited stupendous sentences somehow sensible - sustaining scrutiny - stretching such staggeringly spun spans so society should sense shocking, stupefying, surprising, stunning, startling speechlessness such so someone shall say such spun sentences surely stole speech stealthily, seemingly suspending synapses sidelined subsequently since seeing strained spreads so smoothly, swimmingly, steadily struck (surely spurning simplicity); someone surely superb, somewhat spectacular (seemingly smart) scrawled swiftly such special strings somehow sensible - specifically shrewd - stretching sagaciously solely so society shall stay shocked, surprised, stunned, startled, spell-cast, (simply speechless) seeing stuff said so sublimely (surely seductively) somehow stated in a drabble.

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