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Pt 1: Standing
I clutch the side of the counter and curse under my breath. My vision blurs a little and I start seeing white spots. (Does anyone else do this when they are about to pass out?) I focus on my breathing and pray no one notices. God help me if someone asks what’s wrong.
Pt 2: Sleeping
I woke from a horrible nightmare once where I was being stabbed, feeling the blade slide in under my stomach. Thank goodness I woke up to... feeling like I was being fuckin’ stabbed and peeing at the same time.
Pt 3: Sitting
I can’t stand. My legs feel like jello. I can barely sit. Everything down there aches and sitting feels like a metal bar is being shoved up... yeah.
Pt 4: Shower
The water’s cold, but I’m worried I’ll ruin the mat and maybe the floor if I get out...
Please tell me again why it’s irrational for women to be a little cranky sometimes.