God Made the Fig Leaf
<font face="Franklin Gothic Book" size="3" color="gray">*This write is in literary response to the Challenge of Defending an Opposite Viewpoint*)</font>
There is nothing more abhorrent than the Human body— so obscenely unclad.
The Male figure is a shame, worthy only of ridicule. Every He should be stripped of any manly dignity. Point a finger at any man and see weakness: his feeble will; his dependency. And the Female form! a complete abomination— to be covered. Covered complete! so as to prevent womanly perversion of the Nation, in its mindless prurient preoccupation. Shroud each She head-to-hem in obscurity; and leave "It" for Goodness sake, to Imagination, lest the youth know what they shouldn't know, and by Jove, lose their Motivation.
Because nothing puts a man's nose to the grindstone better than the promise of a peek at what's privy behind the well girded bedroom door— of Holy Matrimony, par de course. So prepare the Maids for a chaste modest wifedom. A fair exchange: something for something. Free love is but sinful intercourse! Toil is Noble. The faithful prostrate themselves to Work, not Prostitution; do they not? Note the destitution of modern social Mores: the disintegration of Family, the disorientation of Youth. By what cause?! The loosening of the corset, hoisting of skirts, and dis-girdling of dames. Every pornographist should be locked behind bars. Every braless hussy strapped and brought to the altar, to be taught the laws of Home Economics, because what isn't kept fresh under lock and key quickly loses in Interest, and Value.
Life should Never be so Cheap that it's Free.