Now, you might say that we live in the twenty-first century, and the effects and causes of rising global temperatures has been soundly proven and agreed upon since the 1980s. You might say that this whole "global warming" thing is a significant contributer to species extinction and wildfires and hurricanes and a plethora of other, y'know, natural stuff that happened even before global warming became such an overblown thing. Is this whole rising temperatures thing the end of the world? No. Is it natural? Probably. Should we care as much as the media says we should? Definitely not.

We live in a world where climates are constantly changing, and where they have been doing so for literally millions of years, according to you "scientists". Mass extinction events happen every few million years, right? And they're often due to naturally changing climates! Now, everyone, it's been sixty-six million years since our last mass extinction. Of course Mother Earth would like to cleanse the world a little bit, and it might not necessarily be because of so-called "greenhouse gases," that occur naturally in the atmosphere, anyway. It's just the regular cycle of events. It's just how the world works. It's definitely not our fault, folks.

And, I mean, guys, do we even know that the world is warming? We only have temperature records from the last century or so. Do we know what weather was like in the 1800s? Can we be sure that it was cooler back then? No, of course we can't. The data we have is incomplete. And you can't forget, it's still cold in the winter! Hell, it's only twenty degrees outside my house right now! (That's about -7 degrees Celsius for all you non-American folk). Does that sound warm to you? Climate scientists would have you believe that right now, temperatures are so freakishly high that I should be able to go outside in nothing but a swimsuit! Anybody can see that that belief is simply ridiculous.

And, okay, about all these hurricanes and droughts that our ever-so-smart youngsters are sooo enthusiastic to blame on man-caused global warming, do they not realize that we've had storms on Earth before? In fact, we've had far worse storms on Earth before. You may say that hurricane Irma is the strongest hurricane on record to ever hit the Atlantic basin, but these know-it-all whippersnappers have no frame of reference. Look at Hurricane Katrina! Eighteen hundred deaths, and that was twelve years ago. Irma should've been worse after all that time for the world to warm, right? Nope. Only 134 people dead. See, these young people, they don't remember catastrophic storms of the past like my generation does. They don't know big hurricanes when they see them. They just don't know that the strengths of storms are sort of random, and that there's nothing we can do about them. And to say we caused these storms by ways of our "irresponsibility with the planet" is ridiculous. We have no control over Mother Nature. She does what she likes, and there ain't nothin' we can do.

Still not convinced that climate change is a myth perpetuated by the media and young people who simply don't know any better? Look at what they want us to do to stop it. They want us to lay off our hard-working coal miners and stop using old "gas guzzling" cars and stop eating beef and pork and things because they all emit too many of these supposedly unnatural greenhouse gases. Well, one of those "harmful" gases is methane, which is--guess what--a natural human emission that we can't control, but you don't see many of the darn liberals picketing everywhere to tell us to stop farting. Young people just don't understand the sanctity of these jobs and items--things from our generation--that they think we should all just get rid of. It's unreasonable. Just because it's not their way of life doesn't mean it's not special to some of us out there.

And, of course, now that some of those millenials can vote, the government wants to get involved in my life and greenhouse emissions too. They don't expect us to fight back, but we have to, if we're to reveal this entire thing as a ruse. Stay strong, keep eating your meat, and make sure you always forget the penguins and fluffy polar bears whose homes are literally melting. It's the only way.

If you feel something is possible in present, then look for reason

Once the reason is cited, then rest everything becomes simple.

If you feel something is not possible in present, then make sure that cause must not become a concern

Feel the difference between what you have got with you in present and everything you want from future.

It's very necessary before taking the first step in right direction.

Tomorrow if something goes wrong

Even a back up plan backfires, then if there is something that holds the ground it's the purpose with which I took the first step in this direction.

Most probably direction may be right, but need of the hour is to put in more efforts.

Feel the difference

A difference between expertise and experience

Both cannot be right

Both cannot be wrong

Both cannot be used in the same situation at the same time.

To NOT do what I said to do

Why?

Because I did NOT say it!

I did NOT say it today

I did NOT say it yesterday

I did NOT say it in a car

I did NOT say it on a bar

I will NOT say it eating grapes

I will NOT say it wearing capes

I shall NOT say it under there

I shall NOT say it missing underwear

I will climb the highest mountain top

Just to NOT say, "I'm right, you stupid sop!"

I will NOT say it with green eggs and ham

Because who the fuck says "Sam I am?"

I will NOT say it no matter how you push

I will NOT say it with a red spanked tush

I will NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT say it!

And so I'm right again

I win

#Challenge #Debate #AlwaysWinning #OpposingView

Challeneg: Defend an opposing view as if it is your own

@the1skater

Interracial marriage will destroy diversity. The many beautiful colors and shades that we all naturally come in are being watered down, and children are no longer pure. Interracial marriage has created a generation of "muts." We now have children that have two separate identities; causing nothing but depression and crisis among youths.

These kinds of relationships will eventually cause the human race to be just human. We will no longer have the vibrate and beautiful culters of the Japanese, or the Indian, or even the Americans. All culture will have blended and mixed until there is nothing left to tell us apart besides gender.

This is something that we have to think about. Interracial relationships will not only produce sickly offspring, but it will also generate sameness. This would be like living in the world of "The Giver." Everyone would look the same a probably speak Esperanto.

This is why interracial marriage is dangerous. This is why we should all simply stick to our roots and marry those who like us. Keep the human race beautifully diverse.

<font face="Franklin Gothic Book" size="3" color="gray">*This write is in literary response to the Challenge of Defending an Opposite Viewpoint*)</font>

There is nothing more abhorrent than the Human body— so obscenely unclad. 

The Male figure is a shame, worthy only of ridicule. Every He should be stripped of any manly dignity. Point a finger at any man and see weakness: his feeble will; his dependency. And the Female form! a complete abomination— to be covered. Covered complete! so as to prevent womanly perversion of the Nation, in its mindless prurient preoccupation. Shroud each She head-to-hem in obscurity; and leave "It" for Goodness sake, to Imagination, lest the youth know what they shouldn't know, and by Jove, lose their Motivation.

Because nothing puts a man's nose to the grindstone better than the promise of a peek at what's privy behind the well girded bedroom door— of Holy Matrimony, par de course. So prepare the Maids for a chaste modest wifedom. A fair exchange: something for something. Free love is but sinful intercourse! Toil is Noble. The faithful prostrate themselves to Work, not Prostitution; do they not? Note the destitution of modern social Mores: the disintegration of Family, the disorientation of Youth. By what cause?! The loosening of the corset, hoisting of skirts, and dis-girdling of dames. Every pornographist should be locked behind bars. Every braless hussy strapped and brought to the altar, to be taught the laws of Home Economics, because what isn't kept fresh under lock and key quickly loses in Interest, and Value.

Life should Never be so Cheap that it's Free.

#satire

Santa, Father Christmas, Kris Kringle, Papa Noel...whatever you choose to call this holly, jolly joy-bringer, you can't deny that Santa and all of his gift-bringing glory are a definite part of what makes America so great.

Consider all that Santa has done for us. Santa's naughty-and-nice list has kept kids in check for the year (at least for the month of December) and his little "appearances" that he makes in seemingly every mall in the country always make kids' faces genuinely light up with excitement. Santa just makes people happy; odds are, if you grew up in the States, you have that beloved memory of Santa bringing you gifts every Christmas morning.

Imagine you're an eight-year-old and it's Christmas Eve. You're laying in your bed asleep, dreaming of whether you'll finally get that toy you wanted. You simply can't wait for the man of the hour to show up whenever he does, fly onto your rooftop, slide down your chimney and drop off all of your gifts. And don't forget, he'll also be coming for the cookies and milk you left on the table right in front of your extra-decorated light up Christmas tree, adorned with all the bells and whistles you picked out. Close your eyes for about ten seconds.

Remember that? Remember how you always felt? That little warm euphoria for the man?

So does every little American kid.

Honestly, Santa Claus is a hero in his own way. Now just imagine America without Santa Claus. How are we supposed to spend the month of December? What makes December fun like every other month? February has Valentine's Day. March has St. Patrick's. May has Mother's Day. July has fireworks. October has Halloween. Every month has something to make it special. That's what Santa is. He's the guy who makes December special.

But more importantly, he always made you special too. Remember those little lists you made with your little hands way back whenever? Santa always seemed to have you in mind. Those gifts under your tree with your name on them? Remember those? And (typically) whatever was in one of those boxes corresponded to something on your little list. Santa was always the guy who gets you what you ask for (assuming you could find that thing at Target.)

Santa has been making little American kids so happy for decades -- probably even a century or two. And regardless of how important Santa may be to you personally right now, every little American kid should believe in somebody like that. They deserve it too. You sure did.

Challenge: Defend a subject you do not agree with. For the record, I do not like Hitler.

Hitler did a damn good job. I know he catches a bunch of flack for the holocaust, and that is deserved, but if you look at the big picture, he was a net gain for humanity. (His reign, not the holocaust)

People's one time Man of the Year started a war that shaped our future. Innovations abounded in this period of strife known as World War 2. Radar was invented to see enemy planes, now we use it to look into space. Rocket technology advanced exponentially to send us into space. Computers got a start as decoding machines, now they are everywhere and do everything. Without that external threat, advances would have taken decades more if they happened at all.

There is an argument to be made against him for the creation of a nuclear bomb, but even that could be described as a political bonding catalyst. We signed many treaties over the years improving relation because after all, 'a well armed society is a polite society'.

So, you may see a man that is responsible for the greatest genocide of the modern world, but I tell you this, Adolf Hitler is the man who is responcible for jumpstarting the modern world. People died in the conflict and that is devistating, but think of how many have been saved by penacillian alone (research and development financed by Allied War Bonds). If you look at the big picture, Adolf Hitler is a hero.