Challenge
In 69 words, express how a woman by the name of Lizzi Potts makes you feel. Every stanza/sentence must start with her name and end with a rhyme.
Chipper Chopper Zipper
Lizzi Potts took a swing and raised some knots
Lizzi Potts whammed hubby with cast iron pots
Lizzi Potts buried him under deep snow mounds
Lizzi Potts heaved him into back yard grounds
Lizzi Potts still could hear him moaning
Lizzi Potts dug him up to stop his groaning
Lizzi Potts gave him another forty whacks
Lizzi Potts covered him in two garbage sacks
Lizzi Potts fed him through his own wood chipper
Lizzi Potts caught her finger on his open zipper
Lizzi Potts was chopped into little bloody shreds
Lizzi Potts and hubby now fertilizer for flower beds.
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