Lizzi Potts, what's your game?

Lizzi Potts, stop dodging blame.

Lizzi Potts, why'd you run?

Lizzi Potts, this isn't fun.

Lizzi Potts, you cut me deep.

Lizzi Potts, you keyed my Jeep.

Lizzi Potts, this is crazy.

Lizzi Potts, quit being lazy.

Lizzi Potts, you're on my list.

(Lizzi Potts, I'm really miffed.)

Lizzi Potts, I won't post bail.

Lizzi Potts, enjoy the jail.

Lizzi Potts, I shall prevail!

Lizzi Potts took a swing and raised some knots

Lizzi Potts whammed hubby with cast iron pots

Lizzi Potts buried him under deep snow mounds

Lizzi Potts heaved him into back yard grounds

Lizzi Potts still could hear him moaning

Lizzi Potts dug him up to stop his groaning

Lizzi Potts gave him another forty whacks

Lizzi Potts covered him in two garbage sacks

Lizzi Potts fed him through his own wood chipper

Lizzi Potts caught her finger on his open zipper

Lizzi Potts was chopped into little bloody shreds

Lizzi Potts and hubby now fertilizer for flower beds.

Lizzi Potts, with your emerald eyes.

Lizzi Potts, with your frequent lies.

Lizzi Potts, I know how you felt,

playing a game with the hand you were dealt.

Lizzi Potts, with a dangerous mind

she was cunning and quick, deceptively kind.

Lizzi Potts, she always knew what to say

to obtain her fix and get through the day.

Lizzi Potts, she's an addict, a user, a full blown abuser.

Lizzi Potts and forget-me-nots,

she never knows where to find them

Lizzi Potts keeps lizards and hops in bottles for buzzards and blind hens

Lizzie Potts follows the dots and dabbles in tongue-twisting woes

Lizzi Potts is ridden with clots with clumpy fingers and toes

Lizzi Potts babbles and gawks, soaking up sun as she goads.

Lizzie Potts forgets she's not a human, she's a toad.

Lizzie Potts, let's make this quick

Lizzie Potts, you make me sick.

Lizzie Potts, your heart is black

Lizzie Potts, this is a fact.

Lizzie Potts, think you're the queen?

Lizzie Potts, you are too mean.

Lizzie Potts, you think you're smart?

Lizzie Potts, you have no heart

Lizzie Potts, you were the one.

Lizzie Potts, now I'm done

Lizzie Potts, I hope I'm clear.

Lizzie Potts, get out of here.

Lizzi Potts made my day

Lizzi Potts just couldn't stay

Lizzi Potts had me take the bait

Lizzi Potts made me wait

Lizzi Potts knows just who I am

Lizzi Potts rang the alarm

Lizzi Potts teased me till it hurt

Lizzi Potts had me on alert

Lizzi Potts made my day

Lizzi Potts didn't stay

Lizzi Potts

Lizzi Potts

Lizzi Potts

Lizzi Potts used me for her plot

Lizzie Potts worked all day

Lizzie Potts had a great big pay

Lizzie Potts loved to eat

Lizzie Potts had a treat

Lizzie Potts walked to her car

Lizzie Potts went to a bar

Lizzie Potts had a late night date

Lizzis Potts went home very late

Lizzie Potts had a busy Thursday

Lizzie Potts was ready for the long holiday

Lizzi Potts, unfortunately, moved in next door last May.

Lizzi Potts, without a doubt, I can't stand her to this day.

Lizzi Potts hangs obnoxious Christmas lights at the end of September.

Lizzi Potts made her own HOA and wants everyone to be a member.

Lizzi Potts has a bitey, long haired chihuahua named Barnaby.

Lizzi Potts decided, the day she moved in, that she also really hates me.

Lizzi Potts pours the shots for the Inn at Fourth and Locke

Twas thirteen years last Thursday and she's steady as a rock

Lizzi Potts knows the lot of the princes, scabs and sots

She's as quick with ales and whiskeys as she is with wine and Scotch

Lizzi Potts, knuckles cocked, able leader of the flock

Do be wise to listen closely when she calls the final clock

Lizzi Potts with her red, red hair

Lizzi Potts with her freckled nose and skin so fair

Lizzi Potts who ate an ice cream sundae in the bath

Lizzi Potts who leads a primrose path

Lizzi Potts who always forgets, the abstract dame

Lizzi Potts, who forgot the e at the end of her name

Lizzi Potts makes me wild with glee

Lizzi Potts who makes life full of whimsy

Lizzi Potts, so carefree, she danced away from me.