The Stupidest Poem I Ever Wrote

There was a wondrous tale about a man who wonders around a wondering world of Wonder.

He was a wonder in the Summer, his wonders made the world want to plunder due to this stooping slope of wonder.

This wondrous man wondered the world and told every girl his stupid word, making every line in his delectable tale heard.

"Little Girl, you pearly pearl don't let a man like me expose you to thunder. Your little boat will rock and you will no longer wonder."