So, the earth is flat?

You claim the earth is flat...

I’ve got to say, I’m not sure about that.

I poured water in a bowl,

and truth to be told,

it stayed inside,

and did not roll.

When I put water on the counter

it fell and faltered,

waterfalled down a bit off-kilter.

Google says earth is 71% percent water,

and though I don’t claim to be smarter,

it seems we’d run out of water pretty quick,

cause it’d fall right off the brink.

We’d have nothing left to even drink,

so maybe it’s not quite as you think.