Challenge
Write me the most hilarious "phobia" you can find: don't forget to tag me @HashtagFiction [ If you can't write 15 words, just put some random stuff at the bottom of the post :) ]
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Luposlipaphobia
Created by Gary Larson for his The Far Side, luposlipaphobia is:
The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor.
(https://www.allaboutcounseling.com/library/luposlipaphobia/)