Challenge
These are a few of my least favorite things...
as profound or trite as you please... any format prose or poetry
Neat-Freak
Am I the only one who walks up to strangers and adjusts the length of their hoodie's hood strings so they're perfectly even? Or who goes to the store and sorts and neatly stacks the cans, boxes, and bags of products?
At least tell me I'm not the only one who goes over to other people's houses and isntantly adjust the crooked paintings? Or line up the shoes on the porch by size, color, and style?
Oh, come on, haven't we all done it at least once?
Okay, okay! So maybe I'm just weird, but has anyone opened a bag of Skittles or M&Ms, and sorted them by color before eating them?
You know what...I'm just going to stop before I look completely stupid.
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