“My Least Favorite Things”

Raindrops on projects,

And whiskers on women,

Bright glaring flashes and warm sticky pudding,

Brown spots disrupting the blanket of snow,

These are a few of my least favorite things.

Cream-colored chocolate and crisp fruit chips,

Doorbells with ditchers,

And schnitzel in general,

Wild animals that try to steal food,

These are a few of my least favorite things.

Girls always texting and fixing their makeup,

Snowflakes that fall down my shirt and my stockings,

Silver-white metal that kills everyone,

These are a few of my least favorite things.

When the sun shines,

When school's out,

When things are going great,

I simply remember my least favorite things,

And then I don't feel so good.

Raindrops on projects,

And whiskers on women,

Bright glaring flashes and warm sticky pudding,

Brown spots disrupting the blanket of snow,

These are a few of my least favorite things.

Cream-colored chocolate and crisp fruit chips,

Doorbells with ditchers,

And schnitzel in general,

Wild animals that try to steal food,

These are a few of my least favorite things.

Girls always texting and fixing their makeup,

Snowflakes that fall down my shirt and my stockings,

Silver-white metal that kills everyone,

These are a few of my least favorite things.

When the sun shines,

When school's out,

When things are going great,

I simply remember my least favorite things,

And then I don't feel so good.