Flora is a delight

i can never understand this advertisement

its about two bees, two ladybirds, and flora

yes, flora margarine, and these pretty

lady bird and bees, mix all the ingredients

in the small container and they mix it well

so to the point that they nastily giggle

i mean, whats so funny in making a

tub full of margarine, and yes, oh yes,

flora margarine is always so tasty

but alas, poor people cannot ever

afford this flora nonense and i myself

buy the cheapest of margarine, that is

country soft, which is better because

it has absolutley no chelestrol in it

and much more tastier and like a country

spread, so much so like its name, country soft

and the advertisement ends, so much like

an old couple, which reminds me like my

future mother-in-law and father-in-law

both of their hearts beating as they eat

the soft bread spread with the flora margarine

and i’m like so jealous, they could be eating

cowdung for all its worth, and when the

two ladybirds and bees giggle as the old couple

is eating their flora spread and bun and alas

now you all know what i think when i look at

this flora margarine advertisement, is how

happy my mother-in-law looks on tv

as she boasts that she is eating better than me!