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Vanessa walked down that old dirt road

and where she was going to no one knows

She show up at home the very next day

They asked her where she'd been but she never did say

with a goofy grin and her far away eyes

there's was something going on but it was no surprise

When the test came back with a hearty thumbs up

her daddy got his rifle and his old tin cup

He went out hunting for some lowdown scum

He looked high and low until he found that bum

who took his little girl on out for a ride

He was fuming and ready to tan that hide

Vanessa begged for mercy cause she loved him so

and he was stuck in the middle with no where to go

So he weighed his options and did the right thing

and soon Vanessa was wearing a ring